Why Chinese shouldn't have English names

Okay here come the jokes!

>> Why Chinese shouldn't have English names:
>>
>> Anne Chang
>> (Mandarin)-Dirty
>>
>> Anne Chin
>> (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
>>
>> Faye Chen
>> (Mandarin) - Dusty
>>
>> Carl Cheng
>> (Hokkien) - Buttock
>>
>> Monica Cheng
>> (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
>>
>> Lucy Leow
>> (Hokkien) - You are dead
>>
>> Jane Tan
>> (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
>>
>> Suzie Leow
>> (Hokkien) - Lost till death
>>
>> Henry Mah
>> (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
>>
>> Corrine Tai
>> (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
>>
>> Paul Chan
>> (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
>>
>> Nelson Tan
>> (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
>>
>> Leslie Tong
>> (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
>>
>> Carmen Teng
>> (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
>>
>> Connie Mah
>> (Cantonese) - Call your mother
>>
>> Danny See
>> (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
>>
>> Rosie Teng
>> (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
>>
>> Pete Tsai
>> (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
>>
>> Macy Koh
>> (Cantonese) - Never die before
>>
>> Pass around for some laughter*

By Yong Yi