old bird

MAMA!T.T
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME OUT?
EVEN THOUGH MY FEATHERS ARE DROPPING OUT
AND MY FLESH ISNT AS TENDER AS THE YOUNG
SO KFC FIRED ME WITH WITH A A4 PAPER WITH

you're fired!

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[did anyone watch "first class" on channel 5 tuesday 8.30pm right after calefare?]
WHY NEVER POST MY PICTURE?!?!?!

WHAT IF I GET KNOCKED DOWN BY A CAR
AND YOU CAME TO KNOW THAT MY LAST WISH WAS TO HAVE MY PICTURE POSTED HERE WITH MY GOOD FRIEND BIGBIRD?
HURH?!?!?!
YOU DO THINK YOU COULD LIVE WITH THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?
THAT YOU CANNOT EVEN FULFIL AN OLD BIRD'S WISH?
HURH?!?!?!
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DIE IN PEACE KNOWING THAT YOU DIDNT MANAGE TO HELP AN OLD BIRD FULFIL HIS LAST WISH?

yes mama
i know that i'm old alr.
but not old enough to become a historical monument yet.
and also not old enough to break the world record as the "oldest birdy alive"

my feathers are all dropping out.
so i cannot fly.
bukit timah that nasi lemak auntie mistook me for a chicken
and wanted to chop off my wings to cook deep fried chicken wings which is high in fats and may cause potential health risks to human.
but i dont think she care.
she didnt look interested in eating me after i whacked her with my walking stick.
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE NOT A LIABILITY TO SINGAPORE OK?
for more information on your usefulness, check your SS textbook chapter 2 on aging population.

although i almost got knocked down by a car after that and narrowly escaped became squashed.

still.
I SURVIVED TO HACK INTO YOU PEOPLE'S BLOGGER ACOUNT AND POST MY BEAUTIFUL PICTURE HERE.

meanwhile
i can die in peace now.
this is even better than appearing on newspaper.
save money. [free]
cheap cheap

-OLDBIRDY